Sunday, July 29


The Bird family is notorious for being the bestest movie quoters in the land. Like I’m talkin full blown conversations happen in just quotes. The most quoted movies in the Bird house are:

The Emperor’s New Groove
“Good thing you’re not a big fat guy or this would reeeaaally difficult.”
“I gotta go wash something.”
“It’s a tree, scary tree!”
“Well that makes you ugly AND stupid.”
“Um. I’ve been turned into a cow. Can I go home?”
“Ladies first!”
“Okay, but I still have ninety nine monkeys to go.”
“I’ll have to charge you full price.”
“Break the door down.” “Break it down? This is Hand carved Mahogany!”
“We’re not picking up your option, were going in a different direction, your part of an outplacement, your departments being downsized, your being let go…”
“Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?!”

She’s the Man
“Every happiness to you both!”
“Ew! What... what are you hitting on me?”
“But why? He's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great.” “Then why don't you date him mom?”
“No man... if you wanna kiss her... You go right ahead and you kiss her! I mean, knock yourself out! You just take her... then kiss her. Then kiss the crap out of her!”
“Be a man…Rub some dirt in it!”
“I gotta go change my… feet.”
“The best way to not is to not.”

What About Bob?!
“Is this corn hand shucked?”
“Your death therapy cured me, you genius!”
“I sail, on a boat, I’m a sailer! I sail!”
“Harder, with your knee more!”
“I’ll be quiet.” “I’ll be peace.”

Just a few of the Bird Fam Faves.
What are your faves? We’ll play a game; you name the quote. I’ll name the movie.


  1. You left out "baby steps"

    Actually, my favorite movie quotes are dead easy: "We're not in Kansas anymore," and "shocked, utterly shocked."

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  3. Dead easy jsut makes them that much better because every one knows what your talking about, Love it!


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